My phone would never go off

Yes

Sure

I would finally know which people to avoid.

I have that app. My phone keeps telling me it is unused and I should offload it to save space.

I can't decide if this would be good or absolutely horrifying. I'm going with no.

Absolutely

Yes

Yes

You've got: 0 notifications

No

All the men on here are saying "yes" and all the girls are saying "no" lol

Yeah i need a compliment i guess

probably

I would like to know

Obviously.

Ambivalent. If it existed I likely wouldn't download it unless I was very very bored and had nothing better to do. But even then I probably wouldn't care enough to know.

Do our internet personas count?

Me: Sure, why not
Notifications: 0, none, no one cares about you, stop looking every 5 seconds

Hell yes.

Yes, because I would never receive a notification

Yes so I can join in

Heck yes

Why would i need notifications, if i already know it me. But in reality that would be pretty cool

I think I, the guy people think of when they want to last longer.

yes