This moose was struck by lightning

My shoulder hurts.

I thought someone painted on him.. But now my heart hurts.. Bad zeus! BAD! No snack for you for a week :(

Does he have superpower now?
Cause we all know if you got struck by lightning, you either die or have superpower

Now he's just somebody that we moose to know.

Portrait of a hard motherfucker

Metal as fuck!
*plays a canadian air guitar*

Someone needs cuddles, pats, love, and meds.
IM NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING

Once he's all healed, he'll be the baddest womanizer of all mooses though.

Moose was hit by lightning
Very very frightening me

Ouch, poor creature.

No that's ticks unfortunately, they grow as big as a grown man's thumb

Oh deer...