Look before you drink

Well, you live Down Under. Wouldn't be surprised if said, you have swallowed some spiders.

I've eaten a tarantula but that was more for the experience than a regular meal

*hires a priest to cleanse my thoughts*

*finds a medicine man to cleanse my house and mind*

*wants to know more about eating the tarantula*

*covers my ears and pants*

*thought you meant your clothing pants at first. Confusion ensued*

*I did*

*why are you covering your pants*

*I don't want to say*

*legs were crunchy, body was horrible and bursts in your mouth. Was kind of sad to be holding a live one at the same time*

*what did it even taste like?*

*it was marinated in spices so mostly spices, without that just hairy and bitter*

*why were you holding a live one though*

*they were in an exclosure, I took one out, they're extremely light and soft*

You took one out, spiced it up, and ate it?

No! I'd never do that, I ate a pre-marinated one and held a live one in my hand

Ok ok lol

"watch as i feed on your brethren and know that soon others shall feed on you"

*hires a priest again to remove my sinful thoughts*

It was pretty sad I felt bad having them all their watching while we ate their friends. Guess it's like lobsters or fish in tanks at restaurants it just doesn't feel right though.