Tbh sometimes I think you should visit Halloween town and team up with Jack Skellington for awhile. You both pulled the ol "steal-christmas-and-then-give-it-back" routine, you'd probably get on
..and you both have female sidekicks (of sorts) with 5 letter names that begin with the "s" sound and end in y and have pet dogs and spend time upon precarious hilltops. He's like the you of the alternate universe
*virtual hugs*
*hugs*