That's a terrible plan fam. Send your lady some flowers to work on Valentine's Day from you because you love her and you aren't a jealous, possessive weirdo.
Truth I never liked getting flowers. They die and than you have nothing. Yeah they are pretty but they are to much to spend on something that will only last a few days. Buy me a living plant or get me candy not cut flowers.
I go for a personalized mug AND candy, that way there's a reminder. Best one yet was Facebook sticker my ex and I used a lot together with a snippet of a conversation. We still broke up and she hates my guts though but that's unrelated.
Really? Why would I bring home flowers from some rando? Isn’t it weirder that I decided to keep the flowers? I hate flowers to begin with so chances are I wouldn’t bring them home to rot regardless. If I got chocolate from a secret admirer and I want to risk getting poisoned I’ll take it home and we can both share it. If you send me occasional tests to confirm my loyalty I will leave promptly cause if you have issues trusting me as i am, no test is gonna scratch that itch and you’ll have to live your entire life wondering and you’d most likely sabotage the relationship
Terrible advice, if I got flowers from a "secret admirer" I'd probably throw them in the trash because I don't like flowers and I wouldn't want to bother my boyfriend with some secret admirer crap. But I'd never cheat on him because I find cheating absolutely disgusting.
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