Anon confesses Hidden

>let me introduce myself

C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER

everyone, get @under_fire a star! NOW!

he's got to pay the star tax first, 40 bucks to me paypal or debit

And 90 to me for handling the transaction and ensuring bank stability

20 to me for being the perfect archetype for mankind

I have a star, officers, I just seem to have misplaced it somewhere...

well, can you get out of the computer lab and walk in a straight line?

Yeah, do that and ya might prove yourself. Edit: WAIT WHERE DID MY STAR G-

HE STOLE PORCH_LIGHTS STAR!

GET HIM

I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for all this, if we'd all just take a second to think rationally and

Nah. The stars are a figment of our imaginations.

Blasphemy!!

@novelus says the one without his own star.

people without stars cant understand the star

like how people on earth won't understand God as well as angels can. therefore by association, we're angels!

bish im a goddess

well I'm american, BAM INSTANTLY MORE FREE!

well im Tyche so if you get on my bad side you'll have to stop at every stop light ever

well according to ancestry.com im part viking so i've probebly conguered a nation you were a part of before.

current vikings are the apologetic canadians of europe that would feel guilty about thinking about conquering anything

@mrsuperman8942
I have never cared that I do not have a star.

that's exactly what someone who did care would say!

I honestly do not care.

mm hm

Yar.

yee

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