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refmococ0 · 5 years ago · FIRST

The law of conservation of mass would disagree

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purplepumpkin · 5 years ago

The heart attack will take you by surprise then.

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mrfahrenheit · 5 years ago

I'm Metabolism Man! With the power of not getting fat, I'm perfect for this team!

deleted · 5 years ago

Sounds like Adderal Man.

mrfahrenheit · 5 years ago

Adderall Man sadly OD'd last year. He will be missed.

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captbojangles18 · 5 years ago

Translation: an hour after eating this, I will take a massive sh*t

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rosalinas · 5 years ago

I can but I won't
It just doesn't look that good.
I feels like it gonna drown me in greasy fat and choke myself.

mrscollector · 5 years ago

I think I just gained 4 pounds by just looking at it.
Also GET YOUR SODAS OUT YOUR FOOD!!!
It is turning the hot food cold and the cold sodas hot!

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funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Damn that shit looks good.

porch_light · 5 years ago

On behalf of all people with extraordinarily fast metabolism, trust me. It's a curse in disguise.

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guest · 5 years ago

I have the same metabolism. I will gain 3 lbs. But loose it in a very short time

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