Why a Menu is called Menu?

In the dumpster?

Guys they’re clearly the daughters of Karen’s. Before it was asking for the manager, now it’s for real

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the dumpster

*the dishwasHER comment*

YAY

You know I pretty much automatically block out most emojis when I see them, but now you pointed it out I realize how bizarre they really are.
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"Guys should pay for my existence because wordplay. Snoring, snoring, peace."

She just had a stroke but is now signalling she's alright.... although I'm still concerned, as the brain damage appears obvious.

I was, but it just turned into a facepalm, a sigh, and then I moved on.