I had an emergency C-section it goes belly button down not the normal left to right. So I tell my daughter she was ripped from me like some kind of alien and the hospital forced us to raise her because they didn't know who her real parents were.
Lol she is 12 now and knows really where babies come from but she loved to tell people I alien birth her. lol
O also she has a birth Mark called a stork bite it's at the back of her neck just on her hair line. So she thinks that her alien parents were alien storks and they bit her so she know who her real parents are
When I was a kid my big sis explained me that "mom and dad mixed their cells to create a tiny egg in mom's belly. Then the egg became a rapsberry, then a little rat, then a like
a baby chicken, and then a baby human, and that was you! You were very comfy like in a warm pool and then mom went to the hospital to get you out."
Apparently I just accepted cells as little round living things, and that was that. It was the truth but without any sexual content, so if you're searching for a way to explain baby making to your kids, this might work.
Also my dad did add that at the hospital I was stolen by a stork because stroks steal babies (I had heard of the stork thing from other kids) and then it dropped me on my head, which is why I was weird sometimes. Never believed it, but I liked that part too.
Since we are sharing- when I was VERY young- maybe 3-4? It was explained to me that babies come from mommies- and I could be told the rest when I was older. When I was maybe 6-8(?) I was told that a man and a woman have sex, then a baby grows inside the woman,then comes out her vagina. I’d be told the rest- I’d learn when I was older. At about 10-11, I was finally made privy to the totality of what was involved in reproduction.
After knowing that babies come from mummies' tummies my next question when I was about 4 or 5 I think was how they got in there, my mum bought a book to read with me, the explanation in there was that a man and lady have a special cuddle in bed. That was enough explanation for me until I was about 7 I think.
When my cousin was four he asked where baby's come from. My aunt told him "When a mommy and daddy want to have a baby then daddy plants a special seed inside of mommy and it grows into a baby." And he considered this for maybe a minute and asked "How does Daddy get the seed inside of mommy?" He and he brother were both c-sections and he has seen the scar and knew it was from where the doctor removed him and his brother from his mom. My aunt told him "he uses a special tool." And this was good enough for him.
Lol she is 12 now and knows really where babies come from but she loved to tell people I alien birth her. lol
O also she has a birth Mark called a stork bite it's at the back of her neck just on her hair line. So she thinks that her alien parents were alien storks and they bit her so she know who her real parents are
a baby chicken, and then a baby human, and that was you! You were very comfy like in a warm pool and then mom went to the hospital to get you out."
Apparently I just accepted cells as little round living things, and that was that. It was the truth but without any sexual content, so if you're searching for a way to explain baby making to your kids, this might work.
Also my dad did add that at the hospital I was stolen by a stork because stroks steal babies (I had heard of the stork thing from other kids) and then it dropped me on my head, which is why I was weird sometimes. Never believed it, but I liked that part too.
Fucking A.... I love that.