Such quote, much wow.

Because last time a sphinx judged us we needed Oedipus to save the day and we don't have time to find another motherfucker like him to come to the rescue.

Because people can actually spell out and read the first one without requiring complex knowledge of language or reference to other cultures.

That guy plays Shantae? Who would have thought

For the record, the first sentence is missing an “s”

Because not everyone knows how to spell sphinx. or quartz.