The largest four pumpkins at the Ohio State Fair

There's 5 there. Is one not a pumpkin?

They look like they use the scooters at WalMart.

They look like someone blew them up to make them bigger, but now they are starting to deflate.

What’s that smell. The Old Spice, it sings to me, enough to make a man sick

Why do they all look so depressing

Gourd, yes!