Imagine it wraps around your arm and just doesn't let go

I can just picture it now there you are nature hiking. O look a low hanging branch. You grab it to bend it up so your loved one can go under. Unknowingly you just cupped your hand around a spider. Freak out ensues.

Will do. Don't get angry if he's ornery, though.

Said he won't be long

Imagine trying to take a piss and it thinks you're a weird branch.
I'll show myself the door, now.

What loving god would do us like this

They're real
But the good news is their venom isn't dangerous to hoomans

Aww look at the fuzzy legs!

Give you 1 guess as to where these guys are found.

I'd just kind of accept it... Then I could go around claiming I'm Spider-Man.. and if I'm question I got my gurl right here on my arm.

I think it would give the best hugs.