Gandalf the fck

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dr_richard_ew · 5 years ago · FIRST

Fly, you fuckin fools

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f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago

One does not fucking walk into Mordor

nelson · 5 years ago

...Fucking Mordor
I feel the emphasis more like this

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xvarnah · 5 years ago

(You shall be the fellowship of the ring.)
"Great! Where the fuck are we going?"

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art_with_ghost · 5 years ago

gimme the fockin ring, Golem

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karlboll · 5 years ago

“We like goblinses, batses and fishes. But we hasn’t tried fucking Hobbitses before. Is it soft? Is it juicy?”

mastapasta · 5 years ago

Amazing

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nelson · 5 years ago

>no man can kill me
>>I’m no man
>Fuck

dr_richard_ew · 5 years ago

This one wins

savage_demmigod · 5 years ago

Oh yeah

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nelson · 5 years ago

YOU SHALL NOT FUCKING PASS

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nelson · 5 years ago

Ash nazg durbatulûk,
Ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk
Agh burzum-ishi fucking krimpatul.

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funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Technically they are allowed 3 "fucks", as they are allowed 1 per movie.
Anyway, as Aragorn is falling off the cliff in The Two Towers... just a long.. "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk....."

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aphelion · 5 years ago

As Gandalf flies off the tower with the eagle, Saurman mutters a quiet "Fuck".

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mistoffelees · 5 years ago

Would you like me to describe it to you or shall I get a box?
Fuck off.

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lokidoki · 5 years ago

Don’t you fucking lose him Samwise Gamgee

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scurvysue · 5 years ago

If you want him, come and fucking claim him.

xvarnah · 5 years ago

I keep reading this wrong in a very unfortunate manner

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