Quote of the night

Can you not call me out like this

No you gotta collect the unpopped kernels and heat them up some more

Crush the unpopped Kernals with your teeth. None will be spared

I was gonna say "oof" to the meme, then I read that, which demands a bigger one, so "OOF"
...ohh and a "LOL"

“Dad why do we shower with butter and salt instead of soap”
“Shhh this is so it hurts less when it’s time, the salt is for flavor though don’t worry about that”

The butter is also for flavor