We seem to be close to this...

You can buy 4 squares of toilet paper on eBay if you're clinically insane and/or excruciatingly desperate

Honestly food is my biggest concern, I can always stock up tree leaves or use paper or just wait for pee to evaporate and hop in the shower.

I would rather take a shower after every shit than buy 4 squares of TP for a dollar lmfao

They want all your toilet paper, but for just half of it, I'll save you from people like this

Asians: Pathetic