You are a Pirate....name your ship !

NAPSTER - for my love of stealing sleep

SSIYEU, pronounced "Psi-you".
It's an acronym, but no one will ever know what it stands for.

The CCCCCCC

USS Unfortunate

Shippy McShipFace

Wrecked 'em

Looty McLootFace

Dread Naught, for we do not want your lives but merely your cargo.

What's yours is mine

Pirate McPirate face

Booty