I need to talk to this parallel me

This is the content I need but probably do not deserve

If this was true than man my parallel selfs are fucked lol
Most messed up dreams:
Once dreamed of a endless rooms of the exact same room. A bathroom. Every time I tried to leave either through the window or door I just come back into the same room.
Once dreamed while I was pregnant that my kid blew up the planet and as we slowly avengered out the kid just said sorry.
Once dreamed Freddy Krueger almost killed me. I woke up in time.
Once dreamed I jumped so high I got stuck between outer space and earths gravity so I just kind of slowly died circling the planet
Honestly most my dreams are weird. Or I just almost die.
I rarely ever have a peaceful good dream lol

So the Wicked Witch chased me in Walmart, throwing frozen pizzas at me in another universe? Lucky bastard gets all the fun.

Well, I just dreamt that I lost 6 billion dollars playing blackjack, so parallel universe me is fuuuuucked

If that's true then some alternate universe versions of me are RAD

I once dreamed that I was in a school cafeteria, when suddenly an army of penguins wearing fur caps came in. I don't know how I got to the next part, but I was flying through the air with them while singing the song about Rasputin. We slid around on ice for a bit, and then I woke up.

So... there's a parallel universe me who texted God to complain about something in the reincarnation process. She's kind of a Karen, but an impressive one.

yo I once dreamed somebody whispered in my ear gImMe dEm tOeS and then pennywise ate my toes so sorry parallel me

I'm so fuckin jealous of my parallel selves then.
Whether it's dreams of cathartic patricide or just being content with myself, I envy most of them.