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Me too. Cargo shorts are awesome and instead of being jealous I steal my dad's. Go cargo shorts.

Same, except I steal my brother's or partner's

No, you got it all wrong. Whining about Cancel Culture doesn't require being actually cancelled in any way. It's enough to have anyone grouching or even complaining about something they like or prefer or said. Proof? Look at ANYone complaining about being cancelled these days: they're literally present EVERYwhere except usually that one place who told them to fuck off.

Yeah, like their jobs, their workplaces, their social circles.

Oh come on, when you loose your job and your social circle, you have done way more than expressing your opinion, this is the exact type of whiny bullshit lie I was talking about. What you're referring to is usually someone knowingly overstepping lines and ignoring like a written warning in order to get fired and start a new career as professional martyr and/or right wing poster boy. Gimme a fucking break.

My point stands.

I always wear them. They are especially great when you've got a big family and you are going to a theme park. Everyone uses your pockets.