"My daughter had wanted to try oysters for so long and she finally got her wish. Not what she expected as the brain worms burrowed into her cerebrum. She's so much more docile and easy to deal with now."
a/lincoln
i love oysters, but i understand why people wouldn't like them. the texture can be a bit "loogie-ish" and the flavor is just "ocean." but idk to me they are delicious
a/lincoln
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