My Milkshake brings all the problems to the movies
And they're like "it's better than bruises and bitemarks on your birthday"
And I'm like "you're damn right it's better than bruises and bitemarks on your birthday"
I can teach you, but I'll have to charge
My milkshake brings all the joy
To the front
And they're like
"It's better than the original"
You're damn right
It's better than the rest
I could teach you
But I'll have to charge
I just picture a bunch of soldiers being given milkshakes on the frontlines and being so happy about being reminded of home, and this is not the kind of wholesome/sad imagery I come to these memes for, dammit
My milkshake brings all the good stuff to me,
And they're like, it’s better than not too expensive
Damn right it's better than ok *thumbs up emoji*
I can teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings al the way to the airport
And their like "it's better than nothing"
And I'm like "you're damn right it's better than nothing"
I can teach you, but I'll have to charge.
My milkshake brings all the way to the point, and they're like "it's better than a few others"
You're damn right, it's better than the way
I could teach you, but I'll have to charge
My milkshake brings all the people who have PTSD to the pharmacy,
and they're like "It's better than Megalovania"
You're damn right, it's better than the Grimm beheading the prime minister.
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
.
I...disagree. I'd love to see a Grimm destroy that daft cunt. Especially a Nevermore.
But hey, PTSD meds (assuming that's why we'd all be at the pharmacy) are much more useful to me than Megalovania.
My milkshake brings all the joy to the world, and they're like "it's better than a child who knows how to get back to the shit". Damn right, it's better than most people think it is. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
My milkshake
Brings all the time to work
And they're like
"It's better than Copenhagen"
You're damn right
It's better than the intended recipient
I could teach you,
But I'll have to charge
My milkshake brings all the joy to the savage world
And they're like " it's better than nothing but the best"
You're damn right, it's better than most of the other people
I could teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the time to the world,
and they're like "it's better than my roommate." You're damn right it's better than my last friends.
I could teach you but I'll have to charge you.
....Well then. I control time and someone has a great roomate.
I got a capital letter when getting tagged, I feel special
And they're like "it's better than bruises and bitemarks on your birthday"
And I'm like "you're damn right it's better than bruises and bitemarks on your birthday"
I can teach you, but I'll have to charge
To the front
And they're like
"It's better than the original"
You're damn right
It's better than the rest
I could teach you
But I'll have to charge
And they're like, it’s better than not too expensive
Damn right it's better than ok *thumbs up emoji*
I can teach you, but I have to charge
And their like "it's better than nothing"
And I'm like "you're damn right it's better than nothing"
I can teach you, but I'll have to charge.
You're damn right, it's better than the way
I could teach you, but I'll have to charge
and they're like "It's better than Megalovania"
You're damn right, it's better than the Grimm beheading the prime minister.
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
.
I...disagree. I'd love to see a Grimm destroy that daft cunt. Especially a Nevermore.
But hey, PTSD meds (assuming that's why we'd all be at the pharmacy) are much more useful to me than Megalovania.
Brings all the time to work
And they're like
"It's better than Copenhagen"
You're damn right
It's better than the intended recipient
I could teach you,
But I'll have to charge
And they're like " it's better than nothing but the best"
You're damn right, it's better than most of the other people
I could teach you, but I have to charge
and they're like "it's better than my roommate." You're damn right it's better than my last friends.
I could teach you but I'll have to charge you.
....Well then. I control time and someone has a great roomate.