Like Pizza deer or else...

That’s already grown back bigger and stronger

That's what worries me

That gives me peace of mind

Sadist

Strange hearing that from you and your microwave bananas

Hey according to you guys I did that out of love

So... When you grow bananas in a microwave, it’s love, but when I grow carrots naturally, I’m a sadist?

I didn't GROW the banana in the microwave - andit's your peace of mind over my worry that makes you a sadist, not your carrot growth

The peace of mind is because my carrot has reached a size that it worries you, and I can now rest easy knowing that it won’t be broken anymore

Ye of little faith

Long after your banana is soft and bruised, big carrot will endure

Well that was graphic lol

Big carrot has shared many secrets with me about the way things work