When a big girl tries to pole dance

good lord report that to code and go home. yikes.

*sips tea*
Interesting

Time to leave and not come back

The pillar was probably never straight, but acted like it was to blend in.

My back, after carrying the company for years!

That's a nope. You walk into the office and see the pillar. You look away. Wait a minute. You look back. This time it registers that the pillar is bent. Nope, you collect your things and leave the office.