Footgoose

@Xvarnah @Xlaxxine @Klymaxx @Thatguyyouknow

“Excuse me but your shoelaces are untied but don’t worry I got it!”

You're never, ever safe

What an odd snake

For the sake of the joke and because I loathe both kinds of bird, I'll ignore the fact that this goose is a swan.

You can fly if you'd only cut loose, footgoose

I do not like the angry cobra chicken.