I'll start: "I knew I shouldn't have finished that fast

That's more than I thought I'd get.

Oh wow, I didn't expect a D

French has never been my one of my strenghts.

Let me try again.

You've been very bad and now I must punish you!

“I’ll do better next time dad. I just get so nervous when so many people are watching.”

I really am curios how you learned to suck so much.

You did very poorly.