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Mbgoveia, I don't like you either, DON'T BE ANOTHER MGOVEIA, WE HAVE ENOUGH

He didn't just dodge the bullet. He caught it in his teeth and spat it back at her with twice the force.

And the housekeeper gets the last laugh coz she knew the whole time.

I've done this plenty of times.. Were you using electricity directly from thor's ass to charge your phone? What the fuck.

Yeah you can make fun of the American kid, but come on. The Palestinian kid has been raised in circumstances where this scenario is plausible. Horrific, but plausible. Whereas the American has not.
It's all all about circumstance and perspective. So you can't judge the American kid for freaking out when his game was taken away because maybe that was the most important thing in his life. Granted, I still think the American is overreacting, but I don't think we can compare the circumstances and judge them both on the same scale.

If the only reason he married her was because of her beauty, then he shouldn't be married at all

well .. I mean, if a mother saw her kid suffering for over 10 years,at one point she'd just wish he'd stop suffering and just ..die

Now I kahn cerf the Internet!

Dislike this.

Dude wtf

We love to make fun of these assholes, but I often wonder why more isn't done about them.
Edit: Are you guys seeing 100+ thumbs, too, or is this a glitch in the Matrix?

I could've sworn it was getting closer! I stared at it for so long

She makes a surprisingly strong argument.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat

Wow, she's a bitch.

That realization just sunk my heart down to my stomach.

I told you, no running in my GOD DAMN lobby!!