@serosenpai I just imagined somebody giving therapy or something
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· 7 years ago
"How does that make you feel?"
"I want to pick up that coffee mug with my mind and throttle you with it"
"Keep talking like that and you'll get some free pavement to the face therapy"
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· 7 years ago
super strength as long as you are touching yourself
My favourite ones from a variety of sources:
The Ability to shoot three cotton balls from your hands every ten days (Uncontrollable)
The Ability to bleed for 5 days every month
The ability to fly but only when you really have to shit
The ability to transform between a man and a woman (Maybe useful)
The ability to time travel to the future at a rate of 1 second per second
The ability to burst into songs out of nowhere (Kind of like a musical)
The ability to survive the second time you jump off a cliff
The ability to run at a speed of 60 miles per hour but only on Fridays from 8 am to 9 am
The ability to read all funsubstance posts at once (Maybe useful)
The ability to read all of these texts at once
And many more
'the ability to fly when you really have to take a shit'
just hold it in and you can fly for about 20 minutes, how is that useless?
'The ability to run at 60 mph but only on Fridays from 8 am to 9 am'
That isn't useless at all, if you don't sleep in like a goddamn bear
'The ability to burst into songs out of nowhere'
You could become a musician and record yourself constantly, make bank.
Can I just say "able to pass through walls with doors" is still really useful if there's no stipulation that the door must be open? I mean.... bank vaults, dude. Read, like, EVERYBODY'S private info in their safety deposit boxes. No social engineering required to get into anything with paper records. Plus, all those workplaces that forget they need to badge check and just assume if you got in, you're supposed to be there.
Can fly but only while in a plane, can read minds buy only the minds of people who speak a different language, can make food appear only while in a grocery store
"Pancakes"
"Keep talking, I need to move this big ass crate"
"I want to pick up that coffee mug with my mind and throttle you with it"
"Keep talking like that and you'll get some free pavement to the face therapy"
The Ability to shoot three cotton balls from your hands every ten days (Uncontrollable)
The Ability to bleed for 5 days every month
The ability to fly but only when you really have to shit
The ability to transform between a man and a woman (Maybe useful)
The ability to time travel to the future at a rate of 1 second per second
The ability to burst into songs out of nowhere (Kind of like a musical)
The ability to survive the second time you jump off a cliff
The ability to run at a speed of 60 miles per hour but only on Fridays from 8 am to 9 am
The ability to read all funsubstance posts at once (Maybe useful)
The ability to read all of these texts at once
And many more
just hold it in and you can fly for about 20 minutes, how is that useless?
'The ability to run at 60 mph but only on Fridays from 8 am to 9 am'
That isn't useless at all, if you don't sleep in like a goddamn bear
'The ability to burst into songs out of nowhere'
You could become a musician and record yourself constantly, make bank.