DO I AFRAID YOU

We're talkin small.. About what, exactly?

I've never read that, but from what I can tell, it was bad porn written by a moron who barely writes better than the idiot who spewed twighlight.

"Mashed" and "meat", sounds like she was hungry for a roast when she wrote that

Imagine you're so damn turned on
And the person goes ''this is so bananas''
I have read the whole series (I'm a curious girl) but it's in Vietnamese so obviously the translators can't put this masterpiece through

I've... never read this version.

Wtf? I could get completely marinated in a barrel of jack Daniels and write better material from the hangover diarrhea!

@matthewg it's baaaaaaaaack

Is this fucking real? I read the first chapter of the first book and put it down, but I can tell you, this shit is believable.