Try this?

We had a science test this morning i forgot about.

I was in the kitchen so it tells me the recipe of soup au pistou :/

You didn't die

"Damien roared as he brought the blade down and across the clawed hand attacking him, severing it as the demon howled in anguish." So I don't know what that means...

The audience was ecstatic, many of them on their feet applauding

So well intended and yet so insulting

"I laid quietly on my bed, as the sound of rain drops soon put me to sleep" wow as if my sex life isn't bad enough already. Oh wait, I don't have a sex life.

..."Wanting to feel good about our bodies and our appearance is natural."

"Don't you have a wife?"

"So well intended, and yet so insulting," Gale whispers in my ear.

"You promised Granny you wouldn't go back to that place!"

"5 injured in a gas explosion" well shit.

Like someone i was seeing on television, not someone i lived with.

According to The Study of Communism, my sex life is a basic communist concept...

"Marcus offers him the knife" uhm.... Guys?

This is beyond what we see.

"Nobody loves you, you will die alone" seems legit.... :(

"It smelled like sweaty feet." Fuck you.

"He didn't complain of course." Wow I was expecting way worse... Yay the golden lily!

"It's not food if its called the same name in every language" eh I really don't know what to think of this...

You can't go home again

"Afterward, he had lain silent and still in his bed." page 45, The Summer of the Swans.

She locked down at the president. !!! Sounds good.

I ended up with 50 shades of gray soo

mine is "it's like pinball in slow motion"

It said "' Spit it out!'". I didn't think it was enough so I kept reading..
" 'Spit it out!' I spat it out. The tang was fading, anyway. 'I've been chewin' it all afternoon and i ain't dead yet, not even sick."
The book's name is To Kill A Mockingbird...

As he entered, the other boys looked at him hopefully
heeheehee

If we could just be friends that would make things better

The mist moved in weird patches and strips, making everything look out of focas

"The orgy became more and more Flemish" - notre dame de paris, victor hugo

"A spitfire, lent by shuttle-worth collection"... does it make sense???

"Just don't try it on married women with a husband to put a show of martyrdom for.". Hahaha. (Husband Coached Childbirth......sexy)

Yes

The muscles of the lower leg are made up of four groups of three muscles each. Um..ok?

'a snail race in the night fog)' i'm not even joking....

"And so they got smart and whatnot"

"WORLD MYTHOLOGY" in block capitals. Must be the sadest thing on the planet.

In a few weeks, we will move on to the beverages you include in your meals and the snacks you eat in between.

Quickly, you swing your ship to the left.

But that had its own risks. Diary of a wimpy kid: dog days.

"Or it may have represented a more general surge in empathy." Ahh, pity sex.

Rendered in a manner desperate, by her state and by the beckoning of their conductor, he drew over his neck the arm that shook upon his shoulder, lifted her a little and hurried her into the room.

No idea what this means...

The barking came loader as I drew near the cliff. ???

*louder

"That's another mistake, Jacob." ...

I had seen that once in a receives ion show

"Absolutely pointless, as your mothers charm does that already." Yup...

There was no light, yet he could somehow see

"The shiny globules of potassium metal react vigorously with water and burst into lavender flames."
wat

"'That little slanty-eyed butt-wiggler?'"
Perfect description. No idea what the hell that means.

"I'm just checking to make sure I remember how everything works, everything I know how to use at least."
-Nine from The Rise of Nine by Pittacus Lore.
This sounds like I use sex toys...

Nearest book...only 44 pages

At the thought of this, Norah sat helplessly on the edge of the bed, a tie of David's hanging limply in her hands.
...ugh

"While the Renaissance promoted the growth of a secular spirit in the civilization of Western Europe, religious concerns remained important to Europeans." I am really not sure where to go from here

"Why should there be bitter words between us?" is that good or...

"We've all been through a lot of weird stuff." What dose that mean ?

About 2334 B.C. an Akkadian ruler, later known as Sargon, and his armies thundered southward. .-.

Apparently, he's never experienced love himself nor known much about sexual desire (or fulfilling it).

"What I had imagined: conversation with Brooks , perhaps a dish of tea." Welp, that's it, no sex life :/

Scrambled eggs and whiskey.
This sounds fun...

"Studies of the black person usually focus on what is abnormal in his life. He is viewed as a package of problems." Via racism and psychiatry. Well then.

But I knew I wasn't wrong.

"As they talked, they mixed and tasted the chocolate pudding"

"Mom's apple blossoms have turned to hard green balls." Am I gonna get fucked by an Angry Birds pig or something?

yeah...we did it that one night and it didn't require any rehearsal...

The girls' heads turned as one.

Then there was a gorgeous row

I squinted and tried to read it

"HANDS UP, FEET APART, MOUTH SHUT" Shatter Me by Tahereh Mafi

porno what? @asdficant

He did miss her. Wut?

"It was all grass clear to the canoe; so I hadn't left the track."
Woah. I didn't realise that^ could sound so sexual ._.

"Another dialog box opens with options specific to the type of file you're importing."
-Random Photoshop Manual

We must have our wits about us, watch our horses and keep everything in ship shape. ... wat

"red below and black above." what. what?!

"she was screaming.then she began to sob and clutch at her chest.i grabbed her arms and tried to pull her down"
whoa thats an intense book 0_o

"Anyway, we all do have to grow up, put childish things aside and all that"

Hwin the mare was rather shy before a great war horse like Bree and said very little.
Wtf does that mean?

"I glance at the clock and am surprised to see that only four minutes have passed." O.o hahahahahahahahahaha

He picked up the knife and started sawing hard and fast... FML

"Ad quem tumultum cum respexisset Clodius minitabundus, umerium eius Birria rumpia traiecit."

I kept running and running until I could no more o_O

Everything I had known was upside down.

excellence in deports lol

I got: "My name is Katniss Everdeen."
AAAALLRIGHTY THEN

she looks like a china doll

It's a beautiful man-now make me coming along.

Finally, Patrick pulled up brads pants and said to him, "just pretend you're passed out

My hands reached for the bottom of my shirt, and by the time he said 'one', my 36C's were in full view. :) EPIC, thank you chocolate covered forbidden fruit.

Mine said "Then she asked me to bust a move" . LOL

"Your real name"

We both feel silent, remembering...

"Not everyone's balls should be busted."

Carrie was a performer she knew what to do

(Mockingjay) So well intended, but yet so insulting.

"I was showing off, just little."

to find the slope of a line,find the ratio of the rise to the run between two points on the line. wow

It was just instinct 0.o

Haymitch gives my shoulder a pat and says, "You could have do a lot worse, you know." He heads off to his compartment,taking the smell of wine with him.

"Probably will last the whole night" (page 45, Into the Wild)
This has to be the best sign ever.

My reaction was, never to leave that house again

"You're too young." Actually fairly accurate.

He wasnt scared and neither was i...

"I still feel a shiver of apprehension." Really? -.- A Cipheas Cain Warhammer 40K novel and THAT is what I get? No guns or explosions or heresy or genocide?

"You're just gonna have to learn who's the boss around here." So my sex life is rape? O.O

I am not joking... "It looks right dumpy to me."

Downstairs in the living room his uncle Vernon shouted " who the blazes is calling at this time of night?"

"thanks," she said as she walked off the path into the ferns.

"Hans blick gled över henne, först tom och sedan lite skarpare, om än förbryllad"
It's swedish :)

"Cloven tougues like as fire, and it upon each of them" alrighty then

"Again you can see that the American culture condones almost anything in pursuit of sex but tolerates very little in pursuit of money. Whoa there

Mines "curious neighbors were wondering around the cul-de-sac all morning."

There was no doubt we were in a very rich family's house....

"We looked at each other"....yeah, that's pretty romantic, isn't it?

....there is no page 45.... O_O

"We weren't looking for it!" Ivypool flashed back at him. (Warriors: The Forgotten Warrior)

...mine says protest all night: they get colic and spit up the vilest stuff... :/ not sure what that is suppose to mean

victory by the power in the blood of jesus... :/

If the prosecutor is going to give evidence I suggest that he be sworn.

"shut up."
I must be a MOANER

"Harry could see him itching to go and examine the television and the video recorder."

"he can leave me,I can take care of myself,he thinks that Pexiplan has to do with this..." oook

I wish I had something to look forward to this weekend.

"What I wanted, this week of the wedding, was for time to stand still so I could concentrate on what had to be done."

No page 45 ;(

mine is surprisingly possible: i just sat there watching him drink his beer and wait to see how long it would take him to feel guilty

Mine is about asalt rifles

"Why Not?"

The apple was delicious.

I guess your sex life will be delicious. Hahaha!

They had unwrapped the book.

My closest book is my music book,
"Got my mind set on you" (by Rudy Clark) oooooooooohhhh

Marcus hands him the knife...

Good night noises everywhere
Well i dont know what to say.

His body pressed hers against the wall

Well that's pretty darn lucky considering it's a horror book

Soon!

"Either the nick in that tooth had deepened or Heep had been more careless than usual in his work, because it was quite visible on his gnaw-bone" Wolves of the Beyond, Shadow Wolf. What does this mean about my sex life? My lover's gonna fuck up alot? Or will I fuck up alot?

She's a superficial psycho-slut.

"We unwrapped the book" ooh dirty lol

I now have 2 books next to me. Both are Wolves of the Beyond books.
1. From Spirit Wolf, "The sark had but one thought in her mind - to get back to her cave in the Slough." I guess my sex life will be very caring?
2. From Frost Wolf, "'Yes,' Mhairie answered, 'he can't make up his own mind what to do'" So I guess my sex life would also be very indecisive.
Hooray.

"Marcus offers him the knife."
HOLY SHIT. This is Divergent, BTW.

I had extremely loud and incredibly close and it was a picture of a man jumping of the twin towers...awkward

The air was soon thick with flying gnomes.

"You didn't have your uniform tailored, did you?"
._.
I guess I will role play a lot.

"you must contrary me? Marry 'tis time." this is what i get for reading romeo and juliet

Just as Dr. Cable promised earlier, this was better than bubbly

"possibly be hungry in such a place." O.O

'Why not?'
'Gulpin' gargoyles Harry, people are still scared. Blimey, this is difficult.....'

"Uncle Vernon was wearing his best suit and an expression of enormous smugness." rofl

America would be an example to people throughout the world.

My mother taught Prim and me to eat properly, so yes, i can handle a fork and knife.---- The Hunger Games

Students may assert that the colonists increasingly believed that Parliament over-stepped its legitimate authority.

"I'f you've got your thumb on her, Mr. Hadley," he said in that same calm, composed voice, "there's not a reason why you shoulden't have every cent of that money.

"I should head home actually," I said. "I'm kinda tired." "Sure, of course," she said. "I have to see you more often, darling."- The Fault In Our Stars

I'm putting banana in them tonight said Indigo...

OMG, the closest book was guinness world records 2014 and it told me : Meet the worlds most extreme body modifiers!

The worst of it may come later

She showed them a letter, on which with emerald green ink was written:

"Girl we couldn't get much higher" (it was a book of sheet music)

No teacher will give her a ride.

a mutter could be heard from the dauntless section, i look down

Trailing her spine, like a line of small blue jewels, are a string of bruises.

I was a silly young thing, I'm afeared, would I had taken that good king thrush beard. hahahha Grimm fairy tales

"He pulled the tazer out of his pocket"

"But Sarah stoned raisins with Thankful in her lap, hidden under her apron."

I had your fireplace connected to the Floo Network, you see- just for the afternoon, you know, so we could get Harry. --Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

It is embarrassing how easily embarrassed I am, but this incident was intolerable,especially given the subject matter.

"And I am now especially happy looking forward to my mother's arrival from Petersburg," he had said.
Oh god no

This I shouldn't be writing down.

"Need money"

I picked up 'To Kill A Mockingbird'. "'Spit it out right now!'"

"Everything was quiet until morning..."

It was almost person punishment. What?

"Legolas stood before the gate and turned his bright eyes away north and east, his fair face was troubled." Not sure if win because of Legolas or warning that something will go wrong.

Males usually outnumber females at the breeding ponds and competition for mates is high, so it makes sense to grab anything that moves and ask questions later. WELL ALRIGHTY THEN. I'm literally not joking.

"First we rounded the summed weight of 35.5 pounds to 36 pounds because the addition/subtraction rule limited this intermediate result to two significant figures."

I suspect that the local inspector would probably have gotten in touch with Divisional HQ about the bobble hat, given that we're talking about the duke and the dowager.

He seemed mad to me,Ellen.

Mine is, even though we believe we are going to be rich in the next eight hours, we were still technically poor street trash

"Pussy, come down"
O.o
(Some much needed context: it's a book about cats)

“By now, seeing me stripped shouldn’t cause her to do anything more than roll her eyes and throw me a shirt.”

um i dont even have a book