Euphrynichus amanica. The Whipspider. 100% harmless to humans

Spider: NO TOUCHY
I SAID NO TOUCHY
OMYGOD LET ME GO YOUR HANDS STINK
PUT ME DOWN NOW
OMYGOD YOU TOUCHING ME EW EW EW

I want to be grossed out, BUT LOOK AT ITS LIL' GRABBERS! Its fucking cute

uhhh pretty sure that's the thing that got crucio'd in harry potter

"don't.. DON'T TOUCH ME! PERV! NO...PLEASE... NOOOOO!!! LET ME GO :c"

So I saw the other post and this post referring to them as "whipspiders," which confused me slightly because I thought they were called whip scorpions. So I thought I'd google it to get some clarity. I was NOT disappointed:
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"Amblypygi is an ancient order of arachnid chelicerate arthropods also known as whip spiders and tailless whip scorpions. The name "amblypygid" means "blunt rump""

I want to hold those tiny hands

I still wouldn't want to touch it. Safe or not, it gives me the creeps.

Not exactly harmless- they can give you tiny puncture wounds. Nothing serious, but they can break skin, they don’t have venom though.

Am I the only one that thinks this requires a flamethrower?

that thing must be horrified.

100% harmless...
Exactly what a whip spider would want you to think