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karlboll
· 5 years ago
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Seriously, if you think your partner is cheating on you then break up. Either they don't deserve you .. or you don't deserve them.
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mrscollector
· 5 years ago
Or they deserve better because you are to parnoid to be with.
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funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Yeah, solid proof first.
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funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Where are we on the broccoli illustrations? <_< My left hand itches.
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
Lol soon I'm still sick and plus I have to dig up the copy of the story I have it is somewhere in my closet
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jasonmon
· 5 years ago
That's a terrible plan fam. Send your lady some flowers to work on Valentine's Day from you because you love her and you aren't a jealous, possessive weirdo.
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mrscollector
· 5 years ago
Truth I never liked getting flowers. They die and than you have nothing. Yeah they are pretty but they are to much to spend on something that will only last a few days. Buy me a living plant or get me candy not cut flowers.
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karlboll
· 5 years ago
I go for a personalized mug AND candy, that way there's a reminder. Best one yet was Facebook sticker my ex and I used a lot together with a snippet of a conversation. We still broke up and she hates my guts though but that's unrelated.
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kcat
· 5 years ago
Really? Why would I bring home flowers from some rando? Isn’t it weirder that I decided to keep the flowers? I hate flowers to begin with so chances are I wouldn’t bring them home to rot regardless. If I got chocolate from a secret admirer and I want to risk getting poisoned I’ll take it home and we can both share it. If you send me occasional tests to confirm my loyalty I will leave promptly cause if you have issues trusting me as i am, no test is gonna scratch that itch and you’ll have to live your entire life wondering and you’d most likely sabotage the relationship
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catfluff
· 5 years ago
I'll bring it anyway and my boyfriend and I will have a good-natured giggle about it. But then again, I'm not cheating.
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igotzapped
· 5 years ago
Honestly, I would probably leave the flowers at work, just to brighten my day and add some color to the workspace.
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ewqua
· 5 years ago
Terrible advice, if I got flowers from a "secret admirer" I'd probably throw them in the trash because I don't like flowers and I wouldn't want to bother my boyfriend with some secret admirer crap. But I'd never cheat on him because I find cheating absolutely disgusting.
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guest
· 5 years ago
Next level thinking