True. You don’t take anything with yourself after death. But at least you can die living a comfortable life until death comes. Besides the ones to inherit what you possess will take care of you while you die such that they are the ones who get the money.
"I think my old friend Benjamin Franklin would let me bring this over, wink wink" *slides over $100 bill*
"Did you just say wink wink? Ugh, nevermind. Hey Ben, you know this guy?"
Suddenly, a lightning bolt hits the ground. It's Benjamin Franklin, polymath, looking really cool. He says nothing, just looks at you contemplatively. He turns to Grim, and nods, before vanishing in a clap of thunder. Thunder always comes after lightning.
"Sigh, fine, get over here, and be glad Ben vouched for you"
You've done it. You're the richest man in Hell
Hmmmm... How about a 3 course meal. Loaded potatoes with sweet and spicy wings, then a thick juicy garlic butter ribeye steak, and lastly a triple flavored ice cream cake covered in all kinds of sweets? Will that do?
the catch is that you agreed unconditionally to something with a group unwilling to renegotiate the terms of the agreement. ORIGINAL PHONES FOR EVERYONE
you are legally required to pay taxes on gifts in america. Most people just dont bother and its very extremely rarely messed with but in quantities of that level they would come for your ass.
@catfluff
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@grimreaper
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@moth
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@internet
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"Did you just say wink wink? Ugh, nevermind. Hey Ben, you know this guy?"
Suddenly, a lightning bolt hits the ground. It's Benjamin Franklin, polymath, looking really cool. He says nothing, just looks at you contemplatively. He turns to Grim, and nods, before vanishing in a clap of thunder. Thunder always comes after lightning.
"Sigh, fine, get over here, and be glad Ben vouched for you"
You've done it. You're the richest man in Hell
I was about to edit it too, but fucking work needed me right that second
@grimreaper See what we made for you!
( @honeybumblebee made it)
What about my texts and funny videos?