Grey high-pitched spicy Crab

That must be fun to do in the dark.

Consent condom requires four hands to open

Consent condom requires four hands to open

Not "hard" enough

I think this is more meant to negate the sobriety (since it doesn't look much like a drunk person would have much hope operating this) and "retractable consent" issues

My first thought was that the rapist would go get a friend :/

*sees condom ad*
*instantly thinks about rapists*
Wild

I mean, the first word in the ad is "consent"

-checks time on my comment-
It took me an hour + your comment to figure out that four hands does not mean four people

Just like I finally figured out that a piano quartet is not four pianos.

Yeah, then you don't need the guy at all.

@dcottingham I snorted and cringed at the same time

Not without a condom you won't

Lel