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nicengelman · 5 years ago · FIRST

You can eat that shit?

jokur_and_batmon · 5 years ago

They don’t recommend it now but that’s not stopping us

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jmmcclain · 5 years ago

I'd be up for a nurse lathering me with Vaseline... Any takers?

zont · 5 years ago

Hey

jmmcclain · 5 years ago

How you doin'?
But are you a nurse?

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mrfahrenheit · 5 years ago

He was too slippery for death to hold him

peachyy · 5 years ago

My first thought when I read this was greased up deaf guy

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kcat · 5 years ago

Dead? Or deaf O.o

peachyy · 5 years ago

Deaf lol

kcat · 5 years ago

I mean I haven’t watched family guy in quite sometime and I thought I’ve missed something major haha

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nicengelman · 5 years ago

This was probably an excuse he gave the doctor. "I was sick, so I covered myself in vaseline, I slipped and that's how the cucumber got in there!"

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deleted · 5 years ago

Can't get sick if the viruses slide off you.

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inspectora · 5 years ago

But, but... is petroleum product... thus inherently evil, yes? THEY'RE KILLIN' THE TURTLES! (Box turtle slides up, covered in vaseline sporting an Elvis Presley slick 'ol hairdo... "Easy there sonny, this is one we let slide.")

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