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nicengelman
· 5 years ago
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You can eat that shit?
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jokur_and_batmon
· 5 years ago
They don’t recommend it now but that’s not stopping us
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jmmcclain
· 5 years ago
I'd be up for a nurse lathering me with Vaseline... Any takers?
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zont
· 5 years ago
Hey
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jmmcclain
· 5 years ago
How you doin'?
But are you a nurse?
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zont
· 5 years ago
no, but I can pretend.
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zont
· 5 years ago
ya like needles?
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jmmcclain
· 5 years ago
I think
@who_cares
is a nurse
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mrfahrenheit
· 5 years ago
He was too slippery for death to hold him
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peachyy
· 5 years ago
My first thought when I read this was greased up deaf guy
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kcat
· 5 years ago
Dead? Or deaf O.o
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peachyy
· 5 years ago
Deaf lol
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kcat
· 5 years ago
I mean I haven’t watched family guy in quite sometime and I thought I’ve missed something major haha
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nicengelman
· 5 years ago
This was probably an excuse he gave the doctor. "I was sick, so I covered myself in vaseline, I slipped and that's how the cucumber got in there!"
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deleted
· 5 years ago
Can't get sick if the viruses slide off you.
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inspectora
· 5 years ago
But, but... is petroleum product... thus inherently evil, yes? THEY'RE KILLIN' THE TURTLES! (Box turtle slides up, covered in vaseline sporting an Elvis Presley slick 'ol hairdo... "Easy there sonny, this is one we let slide.")
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But are you a nurse?