@honeybumblebee I voted you back up, we have to have each other's backs. Also, the next time they use the sorting hat on the new students, it's going to get stuck to the first kid's head
"Well ACTUALLY, Hagrid has always identified as hat-sexual. He and the Sorting Hat were in love all along, but they had to keep their relationship a secret because the school needed the hat and disapproved. after the events of the series, hagrid finally retired from his position as groundskeeper and stole the Sorting hat away so they could finally begin their life together, forcing the remaining students to play a rousing game of musical chairs to determine their house from then on."
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