There are so many things to worry about in this world... Damn

Hm

Ah yes good nature horror. Love it.
This is going into my world.

I feel like I must abandon everything and go fight kudzu.

It almost sounded like the crap I had at my old house, but it didn't flower. On the other hand it may have been because I didn't give it time to flower. Every month or so I'd have to rip it out because it would surround my house from the back clear to the front. Never thought to renew the land with fire....

Perfect

“Yeah it kinda sucks that my home and family were eaten by kudzu, I’m feeling majorly bummed about that dude but I gotta admit the aesthetic is on point”
-frat boy art student after horrific event.

I have some spearmint under a tree it’s doing it’s best to survive Considering it’s fighting a tree

Oh and each vine can grow about a foot per day, so it's not taking years to cover the trees and houses, it's more like weeks or months.

*me thinking that when they started talking about war waging plants they were going to bring up Ents*

Kudzu took over America, then it took over this post