I am a simple guy, I just wanna your Bday in a fun way.

4 years ago by xlaxxine · 41 Likes · 23 comments · Fresh

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I am a simple guy, I just wanna your Bday in a fun way.

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xlaxxine · 4 years ago · FIRST

Married to a unicorn.

lydia · 4 years ago

Sword fight with Harry Potter.
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Fuck yeah, I'll stab the cheeky cunt

xlaxxine · 4 years ago

After killing him poke him with his stick

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mr_pigeonwizard · 4 years ago

Sword fight with Wall-E, sounds fun

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releasethekraken · 4 years ago

Handcuffed for life to Bowser
@mikriarktos is starting a band with a ghost

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harvesterofmen · 4 years ago

I'm best friends with Winnie the Pooh. I must be Christopher Robin!

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purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

Me too!! :D We're birthday buddies!

dr_richard_ew · 4 years ago

Handcuffed to life to pikachu

xlaxxine · 4 years ago

March 10.
Duly noted

dr_richard_ew · 4 years ago

Easier to remember as MAR10 day

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nobodyimportant · 4 years ago

Host a TV show with Yoshi

timebender25 · 4 years ago

"Switch lives with your best friend." is problematic considering I have about 6 best friends.

xlaxxine · 4 years ago

Who are the other five.

timebender25 · 4 years ago

I wanted to say more people, but in favour of not overwhelming all the people who end up getting shoved into one meat suit together while I fracture across reality, I narrowed it to 6.

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poisin_kat · 4 years ago

Trapped in a prison with Yoshi. That filthy tax fraudster

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deleted · 4 years ago

Sword fight with Edward Cullen huh?
Silver sword for the win

honeybumblebee · 4 years ago

Trapped in prison with a mudkip

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Trapped in prison with Mario?? I mean, I could guess what I did, but what did he do?

xlaxxine · 4 years ago

3 nov. Marked it down

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Unless I'm lying
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

jioj3 · 4 years ago

best friends with a werewolf

littlebluekitti · 4 years ago

Me too! Hello birthday twin!

purplepumpkin · 4 years ago

I feel very sorry for people born on Feb 29.

I am a simple guy, I just wanna your Bday in a fun way.

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