Yeah, they are shoes

He's a clown? :O

No, and I've always been to afraid of the answer to ask anyone.

Big feet.

Thank you, now I know. *screams in podophobia*

This title makes me read this like:
"Yes they are shoes. Yes they are (whatever). Yes, we exist."

I'm gonna need a bigger feather and a lot more oil

Does he have long toes or long soles with toes at the end

I'm hoping for a good sole to toe ratio...But if I had to choose one I'd say long soles