Wait a damn minute!

Why would I want to

I've seen my neighbours bring in groceries multiple times

You expect me to keep looking out my window just to see if they bring in groceries?

I have often seen neighbors bringing in groceries. I have even *helped* my neighbors bring in their groceries.

Twice, late at night, a car pulls up and someone gets out and unloads something into the house across the street. They don't turn the car off... They haven't been living there for very long tho

My neighbour is constantly adding mass to the piles of crap in their yard. I have yet to see them throw anything out. My neighbour's yard is a black hole.