Bones are wet? Ima rope

I don't trust anyone; not even myself
But let's do this in the name of science

Good answer.
So don't be alarmed, I need to smear you with this rub I made consisting of some brown sugar, paprika (smoked), white pepper, salt, garlic powder and ginger. Then, I need you to lie down for about 3hrs (I will put on Netflix for you). After 3hrs, I will add some oil on you (soya and sesame oil) and then I need you to step into a chamber that will fit your size. Do not worry about the heat and smoke. If it fails, we will only so it once so, no worries.

Damn
Covered in this stuff it's going to be difficult to restrain from eating myself

Are you a psycho? You should not eat yourself. That's crazy. I repeat do not eat yourself. Damn, I knew this wouldn't work.

Ah, sorry, I'll try to refrain

You're going to have to flay him if you want that rub to start brining him. At the very least pierce him a few times. Shall I help you with that bit?

Of course, the more the merrier.

That sounds great! Too many cooks spoil the broth but if it tastes as good as the last recipe you gave here, I'm interested. I can take notes and write the scientific article about what we find out?

Of course. Anything for you, dear.

On a more serious note, apparently a convicted cannibal (Armin Meiwes) said that human meat tastes like pork!

On a more serious note, apparently a convicted cannibal (Armin Meiwes) said that human meat tastes like pork!

Aye, long pork

@cakelover would taste like duck.

Why so?

Duck is expensive and delicious.

I don't know what I expected but I'm okay with this

Isn't duck expensive in bri'ain?