Yes... Fight

That's a pomegranate, and I'm not sure how to eat it

That's a dragon fruit

Nice try but that's obviously a small off duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden.

Nice try but no one argues over a mislabeled cantaloupe.

It's a red bucket

Can't believe y'all are posting my nudes on here.

That's a grape

"Earth is blue like an orange", Paul Éluard agrees with this post.