Snekking into heaven

Funnily enough there is actually a flying snake. Although it "flies" the same way a flying squirrel does

I remember in the 90's when they first started talking about those flying snakes and I immediately wanted to kill myself just to get away from a world where snakes could fly

it looks like a ball python with morphed scale color, which means it's nearly harmless. They don't bite nearly as most other snakes (I had one for years and it never tried, I'd let him hide in my pants lol) so the only issue is the bacteria in their mouth; that's far more dangerous.

Did you just summon @xvarnah on @xvarnah's post?

welcome to the matrix