Oh. My. God. This post is absolutely amazing and will fundamentally alter the way we perceive the universe and ourselves! The existence of all life, governments, and religions culminate into the information contained within this post! Mere mortal words cannot convey the colossal significance of what just graced my mind with its touch!
I like grammarnazi1 too. And if you disagree, then I feel I should inform you your cranium is similar in proportion and structure to the organ used in defecation. (You are a poopy-head.)
There are nice guests that should definitely make accounts so they can make friends but then there are the ones who come to websites just to take their anger out on random strangers and I think that that is what this guest is on top of being bitter because he can't see the post.
Sorry! I think we commented at the same time so I didn't see your comment :P it's kind of weird knowing that you people are leading lives just as complicated as mine and that you have no idea who I am O.o
The anus can actually stretch much wider than you'd think. Although it appears incredibly painful. Or maybe it's just the spikes, it's hard to tell with so much going on.
At most they're Size U. If they were Size W, the poor sap underneath would have been crushed to death. Trust me on this, I'm Jesus, I'm an expert on Boob science.
Yeah, I kinda feel like I'm going to hell for using it. Honestly I just wanted to make a "God" account because everyone was saying "Oh god", but it was apparently taken. I'll stop using it before the day is over, no worries.
oooh yiiiiis....I'm not a dude but i totally get a boner while i'm lookin at this picture, mabey you will call me stupid but isn't this the most dirtiest picture on funsubstance??
On another note, I was in such a rush to see... *Whatever that was*... I just shat out a user name I'm already regretting. Anyone know how to change it?
My gosh, that was hilarious, disturbing, yes, but hilarious. Glad this was marked, but my mom walked behind me after I clicked it, I'm lucky she didn't look, she would've freaking killed me, I'm talking bloody, disturbing, news worthy homicide.
first i locked myself out of my car, then i ran over my cat lastly i accidentally cheated on my GF with her twin... but this, this is the worst thing that has happened today
*eyes glaze over*
*stripping
*"word I'm not allowed to say" is not a noun
Those are just two of the reasons I love it.
And drugged up horny clowns the size of elephants.
I'll be in my bunk if anyone needs me.
love it
We should be very worried.