I'm pretty sure if I had access to unlimited pizza no one would be wanting sex with me for the duration.
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· 8 years ago
Sure they would. There's a fetishism for everything. The only question is whether you would like to have sex with the kind of people that are turned on by you gorging unlimited amounts of pizza.
I could deal with two months of abstinence if it meant free food for the rest of my damn life. Also, "free sex" is basically just "having a significant other" - it's generally something people are okay with doing if they like you enough. Unlimited pizza is much harder to arrange.
Actually I am as well. I never say it because I am married and have a kid and when I say I am Asexual people say "No you're not, you're married." I didn't realize it till I was married for 2 or 3 years. My husband knows I am Asexual.
You can do yourself while having pizzas
After 2 months, you can do others while having pizzas
choose pizza over sex anyday