I am German. My mom is free speed Autobahn and my dad is Sauerkraut

I'm Australian, my mum is Vegemite and my dad is an alcoholic Kangaroo.

I'm half Texan half Mississippian.
My Dad is a River my Mom is a cowgirl.

I'm Swedish, my mom is flat packed furniture and my dad is pickled herring.

I’m Indian. My mom is a cow and my dad is a festival.

I'm Puerto Rican. My mother is a street gang, my father is corruption, and my billion aunts and uncles are all livestock.

New Zealander here, my mum is a sheep and my dad is a bottle of Speights

english here my mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries

Wait. That can't be right! Neither parent of the "Belgium" guy is a waffle!? How is that possible? Not even a potato!

I'm Venezuelan. My mom is an Arepa and my Dad ...is actually Cuban.

I'm half Irish and half german. My mom is beer and my dad is beer.

Im Czech, my mother is a pornstar and my father is a bottle of beer

I'm Spanish, my mum is a paella and my dad is a bull

I'm American, my mom is a gun and my dad is a school.