...Become a Dragon, duh... that gives me strength, fire breath or poison breath or frost breath or whatever the fuck breath I want because nobody specified... I can fly, I really don't need much more courage now that I'm a fucking dragon, so I can chill out and relax. Insta-death I'd imagine I can either do a breath for that or just fucking eat whatever tries to fuck with me.... then dafuq do I want to talk to Treebeard for? Yeah, he's cool every once in awhile, but I'm a fucking dragon, I'm just going to fall asleep for a few decades and nap whenever I'm around him.
I want them to suffer.
The question is whether I want to retain my body