Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the sub,
Not a poster was stirring,
Not even @zont.
*
The Padorus were all
Downvoted with glee,
Cause no one does like them,
Apparently.
*
The subbers were curled up
All snug in their beds,
While templates of memes
Danced in their heads.
*
But one little frog
Was posting again
And tagging some users
Who upvoted him.
*
@xvarnah, @catfluff, @mrscollector,
@dr_richard_ew (probably not a real doctor)
@nelson, @mialinay, @captainjackharknes,
@snowbeast, and @cryoenthusiast.
*
The frog looked over some posts
And thought "What a nice site.
Merry Christmas to all,
And may your memes all be tight!"
Aww merry Christmas! I genuinely love each and every one of your posts and every text you write underneath, and I ALWAYS upvote them, but this poem tops them all.
Yeah, I probably should have explained the pic. The pictured specimen is a Cuban tree frog (Osteopilus septentrionalis). They swallowed a Christmas light while hunting a bug (the bug was attracted to the light) But not to worry, the guy who took the pic managed to pull the light out the frog, and the frog thankfully was no worse for wear. (I guess you could say, they're not fond of light snacks)
Comments
And all through the sub,
Not a poster was stirring,
Not even @zont.
*
The Padorus were all
Downvoted with glee,
Cause no one does like them,
Apparently.
*
The subbers were curled up
All snug in their beds,
While templates of memes
Danced in their heads.
*
But one little frog
Was posting again
And tagging some users
Who upvoted him.
*
@xvarnah, @catfluff, @mrscollector,
@dr_richard_ew (probably not a real doctor)
@nelson, @mialinay, @captainjackharknes,
@snowbeast, and @cryoenthusiast.
*
The frog looked over some posts
And thought "What a nice site.
Merry Christmas to all,
And may your memes all be tight!"
Also merry christmas bro and thank you for the smiles and the poem <3