Go ahead and try

Be right back.

Ye but you either need incredibly large donuts or a micropenis. Most erect penis's have a diameter of about 1.5 inches (little over 1 inch while flaccid), the average donut hole is about .4 inches. The average diameter of an entire donut is about 3 inches. That's a 3x increase in hole diameter size in order to fit. (fun "fact" : this is why most shampoo manufacturers don't make the neck of their bottles between 1-2 inches, to avoid free refills!)

Bout to turn some regular donuts into glazed donuts, maybe cream filled. Depends on the situation.

Creamfilled

... I want to have a penis now

The real question is do you eat the donuts after?

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and in other news dunkin donuts has a mysterious week of record sales.

What? Why? Do you routinely cram as many donut holes as possible up your vagina?