Apocalypse Weapon of Choice: 5 Magikarps, No Waiting

Space Revolver. Resupply will be a bitch, but I'll manage long enough to find something with more plentiful ammo and parts.

A wand from Harry Potter. Get on my level muggles

Hazard of The Cast - Auto Rifle / Destiny 2. Who knows what ammo it uses... technically Primary Kinetic Ammo that's packaged as an (assuming) Universal Ammo Synthesis but I don't have a Ghost to synthesize ammo for me.
Edit: Corrected Auto Rifle name.

@calvinoot A dogeball hell yeah

My last game played was the beta for terrordrome 2 so I have nevermans suitcase, hell yeah dude

A plasma pistol (Halo: Combat Evolved). Pretty fucked, it’s awful against skin and is mostly used against shield

Some blue weapon from Destiny 2.

Classic doom shotgun

Sword with frost damage in Skyrim. Should be fine.

A Skana.
I'm okay with this.

I wouln't consider Magikarp a weapon until level 20 lol.

Spyro sooooo do I head butt and breath fire?

*Laughs in Grima* (Fire Emblem) We're all fucked.

Whoop de whoop cannon

Hordes of black rats. I'm good.

Rocket Goat.

Multitool from No Man's Sky, shouldn't have any problems.