When asked if you don't want to be defenseless or just a little kid
You said you were going to be a great match for the first world
The lie detector proved that was a long shot and a red herring
When asked if you could get the kids and then we can go out early afternoon
You said that I would get a sandwich
The lie detector proved that was the first time to the first world problems and it is not important for the people to take care
When asked if you wanted me to do that to you with a bit more stress during the day
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YOU said you had already been through the court system and have a restraining order against humanity
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The lie detector proved that was just too little too late to help you get away, and I'm already making sure you want more
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I feel oddly threatened
When asked if you want to kill a mosquito
You said you were going to get the best deal of the season for me
The lie detector proved that was the best way to get in touch with me
When asked if you were going to be able to make it to the meeting
You said you were going to be there for you guys
The lie detector proved that was the best way to get a good feel for the first time you had to go to the savage and then you could have a good time
When asked if you could please send me the address and I'll be there in a few minutes.
You said you were going to be a little late to the party.
The lie detector proved that was a good one for you and one for the team.
...the coherence makes me uncomfortable...
When asked if you would be interested to work in a company for a wide variety
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You said that if we don't get the way we want it we can have an idea for a couple more weeks before the end
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The lie detector proved that was a very serious thing and it is very important for us all.
When asked if you would like a free version for a few days or more
You said that I would be a good person for a couple days but you have a lot to say
The lie detector proved that was a bit more complicated and it would probably work out the same way
Only time the autocorrect thing actually worked for me
When asked if you could have a vegan vegan pizza place
You said you were going to be home by five or so
The lie detector proved that was the best language of a human body
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When asked if you would be willing and if I would be willing.
You said that I would be happy with the kids.
The lie detector proved that it is not an important role.
You said you were going to be a great match for the first world
The lie detector proved that was a long shot and a red herring
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Like I'm pretty sure your predictive text just called everyone a little bitch lol
You said that I would get a sandwich
The lie detector proved that was the first time to the first world problems and it is not important for the people to take care
You said that you don't have arms.
The lie detector proved that was the end of the day.
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...really?
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YOU said you had already been through the court system and have a restraining order against humanity
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The lie detector proved that was just too little too late to help you get away, and I'm already making sure you want more
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I feel oddly threatened
You said you were going to get the best deal of the season for me
The lie detector proved that was the best way to get in touch with me
While that wasn't how he landed me, i do prefer him to do the killing (mosquitoes etc) simply because I love animals too much
You said you were going to be there for you guys
The lie detector proved that was the best way to get a good feel for the first time you had to go to the savage and then you could have a good time
Also pls exclude bees from Satan's bum hole, thank you
You said you were going to be a little late to the party.
The lie detector proved that was a good one for you and one for the team.
...the coherence makes me uncomfortable...
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You said that if we don't get the way we want it we can have an idea for a couple more weeks before the end
.
The lie detector proved that was a very serious thing and it is very important for us all.
You said that I would be a good person for a couple days but you have a lot to say
The lie detector proved that was a bit more complicated and it would probably work out the same way
Only time the autocorrect thing actually worked for me
You said you were going to be home by five or so
The lie detector proved that was the best language of a human body
You said that I would be happy with the kids.
The lie detector proved that it is not an important role.
You said that I am not sure ..
The lie detector proved that was the only birthcontrol.